Straight... Straight as a crooked pencil...

"he said he is."
"really now?"
"sabi nya."
"talaga lang. EWAN KO LANG HA!"

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a, b, c, & d - during one boring afternoon at work:

"tignan mo nga yung pic ni des dyan."
"ayan-ayan, sino yan?"
"wag yan, tignan mo nga yun pic nito."
"wala bang puwedeng ma-boyfriend dyan?"

then suddenly angels sang, the dark clouds outside parted and a ray of light illuminated c's spot.

straight pala. EWAN KO LANG HA!

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