Let The Blind Items Begin!

im back! after months of hibernating i finally decided to go back online again. kaya lahat ng pasaway humanda na.

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first on the list is the infamous ms. yuki (yuki for ukranian. for more details about the etymology of the nickname email me). what about her? she is the future of our account, a darker future that is. nobody told me that we're talking to pinoy customers now. and i thought that everybody thought that we're catering to american clients. 'seems like that's not the case anymore.

here's a glimpse of ms. yuki in action:

• "mam, let me gib yu ah-wor costomer hatline namber. its wan-eyt handred, tree por seben, tree tu eyt eyt."
• "mam, i can be able to..."
• "did you see it? did you see it? did you see it? (referring to the account number of the cx's checking account and not a comet)"
• "are der ay-ni trees belonging to yor home?"

this is the beginning of our account's demise as we know it.

DISCLAIMER: Blog lang ito. Im not bashing anyone. Nagkukuwento lang. Wag personalin.